Its Almost December! Whoa!


SOrry for my lack of blog updates lately. Been busy. Well kinda sorta….Been hitting up hockey games. Got season tix ya know lol. Hopefully those of you that celebrate Thanksgiving had a nice holiday and didnt eat too much. Two plates of food total for me. Can’t pig out! So anyways, nothing really new in my neck of the woods. Just chillin and enjoying life. I can tell you one thing…..I did NOT participate in the Black Friday sales. That shit is fucked up. Really! I mean some psycho woman pepper sprayed some people for a fucking XBOX 360 Kinect, someone stabbed another person because they wanted their spot in line, people getting robbed out in the parking lots…..etc. It’s fuckin nuts. Like George Carlin always said…..There are 3 kinds of people in this world….Stupid, full of shit and fuckin nuts. Black Friday shoppers are all three! lol…

IM not even sure who all reads my blogs anymore. Maybe just a few select folks. Im sure most of you that read them are people I know. Then I have those that read my blogs and dont even respond. Kinda sucks. I mean I come on here to voice my opinions and fucked up thoughts and no one really comments but the same folks. Oh well. Fuck it. IM not going to beg people for comments.

So ive been in the festive mood lately. Got a small ass xmas tree up. NO really….its small. lol. I even got a cheesy ass stocking out and some other small shit. Kinda getting back on the subject of shopping, I dont plan to hit up these stores until the madness ends. Of course I know the stores will be busy but eventually all the Black Friday/weekend sales will be over and stuff will go back to more normal pricing. Of course I dont mind going shopping with my female friends because well….im fuckin good at it. As I type this I am checking a website for a company I get stuff from to get a couple of Android tablets. No tax! Yeah you gotta have a reseller license for that. There is also this really cool R/C Helicopter im looking at. $34 bucks and its normally alot more. Might snag one. They only got 9 in stock.

So anyways, im fucking bored right now. Im fucking horny and I neeed some damn pussy. Yeah im quite straight forward about it. FUck it. I mean its a natural thing. I just really want to grab some girl put her in doggie grab her neck and fuck the shit out of her….slap that ass and well…get kinky. Was supposed to skydive over this weekend but had some bullshit happen so I had to cancel my plans for my jump. Oh well, many other opportunities to jump. Can’t wait til I can get my AFF license so I dont have to tandem anymore!

SO im sitting here watching TV and this Trojan Vibrations commercial comes on. LOL. This shit is funny. Supposedly this thing is for women. Im sure a woman will get off more with a Hitachi or big ass dildo. You know I was listening to Playboy Radio the other day and its true…I dont see why many men get bitchy when it comes to women and toys. So what if your woman has one and wants to use it. In fact pull that mother fucker out and use it on her. THen fuck her brains out! lol. I mean what woman really enjoys hopping in a bed, taking her panties off and saying “ok im ready, fuck me.” Thats lame bullshit. Sex needs to be fuckin kinky. I laugh actually when women think porn is gross. WTF do they think it is when they fuck their husbands/boyfriends?? Your basically making porn….its just not being filmed….or is it??!? LOL.

So, yeah thats about it for now. Just takin it easy like the Eagles say. Actually watching Fletch right now on VH1HD. Old Chevy Chase moofies rock. Yeah i said moofies….lol bite me! Well, thats about it for now. I will blog again very soon. Give me a week or so to do something interesting. =)

So I leave you with a hot pic of rockstar porn….lol

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Skydiving Sex in Taft CA: Life Begins at 120 MPH


Hope & Voodoo

I can remember the day when I was on Twitter chilling out and talking with friends when my friends Voodoo (@voodoopornstar) and Hope (@littlemisstaft) posted links to their now famous “Skyfucking” video. Voodoo had posted tweets about how he was editing the footage so that it would be “you tube” friendly. Among the pornstar & fan crowd the feat was drawing lots of attention. We anticipated it. They spoke of doing it but it was done and a reality. I remember just weeks before telling Hope to go up with Voodoo and she said she would. Wow, I never expected she would up the ante and go completely nude! The video was posted on You Tube and Dailymotion where it was deleted. Voodoo found a home for his personal pictures and the infamous video on Posterous.com

For those of you that don’t know Voodoo, he is a CONTRACT pornstar for Reality Kings (@realitykings) and a pro skydiver who formerly called Skydive Taft his employer and DZ. Hope worked with Voodoo at Skydive Taft getting people ready for their jumps. They are two of the most outgoing folks I know. Voodoo doesn’t give a fuck. His motto is: EFS! Eat Fuck Skydive! He loves women, sex, living on the edge and riding his motorcycle. Nothing brings this man down. Even with the death of his father recently he still continues on with life and his father legacy. They look alike. He has been in the porn business well over 10 years and is one of the most popular stars in the world.

Hope is a young, sweet woman with a drop dead gorgeous tight body and a great personality. She also takes no shit from her haters. She is quite new to the world of porn but has already attained a large following. She has shot for many popular porn companies including Reality Kings, Brazzers, Kink.com…etc. She is a “small town girl being exposed to a BIG city!”

Lets get to the skydiving sex stunt. The pair filmed the stunt early in the AM with Voodoo wearing only their tandem harness and chutes. It was a sunny clear day with an awesome view of their surroundings and the video magic of their camera man and a camera attached to Voodoo’s wrist. While climbing altitude Hope hopped right on top of Voodoo’s cock and began riding him! In the video you can quickly tell when she feels the full length of his cock inside her tight young pussy. They are already harnessed together and in a reverse cowgirl position. As usual with other tandem skydivers, Voodoo and his jump student would sit next to the pilot of their small private plane. This is what the pair did during the video. It is visible that the pilot does look at the camera briefly but you can also see in the video that the pair are enjoying one another and the pilot is paying attention to the sky. With that, no FAA rules were broken. The pilot took all precautions in a professional manner with the life of everyone on board seriously.

Hope and Voodoo neared the edge of the plane and with the sex still taking place, they jumped out. The video now turns to Katy Perry’s E.T. song for the duration of the jump. Voodoo while in the prone position with Hope continues to penetrate her and caress her breasts and kiss her on the neck. At one point in the video you hear Hope repeat that she is cumming! For those wondering she had MULTIPLE orgasms throughout the skydive. Although she says Voodoo’s cock is quite large for her they still completed the jump successfully. Although many see this as a perverted act, it was performed by two people that are adults, in the porn business and they did it in a very professional manner. Even making sure to jump at a time where no complaints could be filed of nude skydivers.

The owner of Skydive Taft did what he had to do for the sake of his business. Both parties have stated that he knew of the jump. It won’t be the end of skydiving for Voodoo and im sure if given the right opportunity Hope and Voodoo would do it again and again. So you ask why they would do such a thing. Well, for many reasons. One being that well the thrill of fucking while skydiving is one that I’d even like to experience. Another is to get the attention of shock jock Howard Stern where this feat has already been featured on his news show. Last, because well today’s TV programming is shit! Really who wants to watch Jersey Shore when you can delve into the life of a veteran pornstar who has sex with more young women than you can imagine and also skydives!

These two individuals are the most extreme folks I know. I already knew from day one that Voodoo was the craziest mother fucker ever and also the luckiest but I even had my doubts about Hope. I never imagined her doing something so extreme and she showed me and the rest of the world that she is extreme. They have no shame in what they have done and what media presence they have gotten. They are proud to have done something that NO ONE else has ever done and they fucking filmed it for all to see. The video is in good taste. You don’t see penetration but you do see sex taking place. Its erotic, fun and extreme. I love it and it still has a home on my phone to this day. After all…….LIFE BEGINS AT 120 MPH!!!!!

References to this:

KGET News Story
http://www.kget.com/news/local/story/Contact-17-News-High-flying-stunt-center-of/ZXleki_R4UGBe9rrcF9TmQ.cspx

MSNBC News Story
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44898532/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.TpfAMXLNRSk

Voodoo’s Twitter:
@Voodoopornstar

Hope’s Twitter:
@littlemisstaft

Reality Kings
@realitykings http://www.rk.com