Concert Touring: The Crew and The Production


you know i have been in the music business for over 10 years and I have worked with some of the biggest names in the business. one of the things that has always pissed me off about being a roadie/tech is ignorant fans. Fans that expect us to cater to them. Fans that expect us to give them free shit and most of all, fans that think they can perform our jobs much better than we do. So this blog is about those ignorant mother fuckers. Sorry, you fans are not all like this but im sure some of you know some people like this. The majority are younger fans like teenagers but the following is my thoughts.

In case you dont know, concert productions are by far a stressful job. The idea of traveling from city to city and country to country sounds awesome and it is but with that comes the rigors of the job. There are plenty of jobs in concert production. From the tour manager and stage manager to the backline techs, sound engineers, lighting and sound techs, FOH (front of house), monitor world…etc….Each of these jobs consists of professionals very skilled in their field. Together we construct a full concert production from an empty arena or venue. Some bands travel with minimum equipiment and use house sound and lighting. This means that most work is just stage props and backline (band gear). Then you take bands like U2 that travel with 15 semis or Rush that travel with 7-8 semis. These productions are full scale and require must more time. At the crack of dawn riggers begin laying out rig points and measuring where points will be placed so that truss, lighting, PA and whatever else the production requires to be in the air can be hoisted up. This involves math and a good eye. As you know every venue is different. Your band may play in front of 12,000 on Monday night and only load 4-5 trucks worth of gear into a venue and then Tuesday night play in an arena capable of holding 20,000 or more people. Then a full 7 truck production goes into play.

There is much more to this than just hanging some chains in the air and hoisting up all the hardware. There is sound and each venue is different. One venue may have great acoustics while the next may have shitty acoustics. A good sound engineer can help compensate for this. For instance Brad Madix. He is a great FOH engineer. I wish I could just record the entire process and let people see just how the job gets done and how stress can get to us. Its not just the work at hand but also family life as well. Being away from home for months and months. Very similar to The Deadlist Catch show where the fisherman are away from home but make really good money. As a roadie the job is hard, stressful and it can be overwhelming. Sound is one thing but getting lighting programmed is also another issue. Before a concert even begins to tour everything must be set up. Lighting structures, video montages, sound setups and monitor world is NOT the same as Front of House. Monitors are designed for the band to hear what they are playing. They dont hear what you hear. Many even using click tracks just to stay on timing.

Concert productions employ local stagehands to help with the building of the show. Usually just known as labor. lol. Never fun when we get FNGs out there either that dont know how to coil snakes or attach PA together to be hung in the air. Most stagehands are experienced and when asked to perform a fucntion they will do as we say. Even after all the PA, sound and lighting is set up and ready to go there still comes the stage and the backline. The techs then re-string guitars, tune and polish and drum techs spend hours depending on the kit putting things together and tuning as well as placement. Then comes mic’ing up all the speaker cabs and drums and getting monitors in place…..you name it…just so much.

By early afternoon or so a crew on top of things can get the show ready to roll and the only thing left is for the band to soundcheck if they get one and then get the show on the road. During the show all crew and techs are on top of their jobs. Making sure the sound is the way it needs to be. Making sure the band can hear themselves through their monitors and ear pieces and all of their equipment is in show condition. This also includes being on instant standby in case the guitarist needs to swtich immediately after a song or in many cases the guitar tech or drum tech may need to trigger certain effects or switch effects patches. Lorne Wheaton does this for Neil Peart of Rush on his drum solos when he changes his Roland V-Drum sounds. Dimebag Darrell’s tech also did this for him triggering and actually performing some of the effects so that Dime didnt have to. RIP Dime…..

I could go on and on about this entire subject. I know most people want to get backstage to meet the band and feel important for a night and others are interested in the full aspect of concert production. Its great when fans appreciate the work we put in for them to even have a show to attend. Doesn’t matter if your spending all day setting up the sound or stage or just spending 3 hours tuning and re-stringing some guitars or basses. Work is work and it has its ups and downs. sure there are the groupies. Women offering sex, blowjobs or money to meet the band. Many crew will accept a groupies offers and take them to the dressing rooms or the bus for a quick fuck. I’d rather not put my cock into a woman that I know absolutely nothing about even if she is the hottest girl to come on to me. Even with a condom. Just not my motif. I’d rather hop on the motorcycle and just ride to the next city as Neil Peart does than hook up with the skanks of the shows. In my opinion, the free pussy is very tempting but certainly not worth the prize. I have a special gal back home that I can be with for those things rather than be a manwhore. lol.

In the beginning I mentioned the idiots. The ignorant fuckers that bitch and call the crew losers. Why? Are you one of those people? Why do you think the crew are losers? We work for the band. We deal with your favorite artists daily and we get to know them on a personal level. In many cases becoming personal friends with them and they ask for us over and over again to tour with them because they like our work ethic. As a fan you work hard and buy your tickets for your favorite show(s). As crew we put those million dollar shows together day in and out for you to come see and rather than blast your stereo with the music we give you a full concert production with 100K’s of power of sound to enjoy for the evening and not only do you get to hear the band raw and live but you can get pics, swag, and if your lucky to be near the stage maybe a drumstick or guitar/bass pick. That is the icing on the cake to your live concert.

One thing fans do is wait by the buses or back door for their favorite bands to come out. Many times you get autographs and pics with them. In other instances you dont. They wont come out until after everyone has left or in many cases like my current bosses, the band leaves the venue immediately after the show. In conclusion we the crew and the band really dont owe you any more than they have already given you. They came to your city. You paid your ticket money and you got a show. Autographs, pics and meet and greets dont always come with that price. Some bands offer meet and greet VIP packages that allow you to meet the band before or after the show and get VIP seating up front with a few other gifts. For a price usually ranging from $200 to $400 and up thats a hefty price to pay but the huge fan will pay it if they see it worth it and worth their money. Nothing wrong with that. Just remember folks, your favorite bands have no problem visiting with you and signing autographs and taking pics. Some artists are not very good with dealing with the public and some altogether choose to exclude themselves from meet and greets of any kind. So before you talk bad about them remember that they deal with that every night and every day and minute of their lives. They might be sick for a few days and dont want to intereact with anyone and then a few days later feel better and get out there and talk with you happily. So dont get pissy if they dont spend 20 minutes or even 5 minutes talking to you. Respect the bands and they will respect you just learn when to not invade their personal space. Not always a good idea to attack a celeb when they are out eating or with their family and kids.

In this business I have met many greats. Bruce Springsteen, George Strait, Billy Joel, Ozzy, Bette Midler, Xtina, Britney Spears…etc to name a few. Many will easily say hi and talk to you but many of them also just appreciate a quick hello and have a good show rather than a full conversation. Learn their body language and if it feels a bit funny then its probably best to not try interaction with them. Many people have cursed their favorite bands because they had bad experiences with some of them. It is easy to catch a rockstar on a bad day. lol……

Think smart and for fucks sake, instead of being an ignorant mother fucker or bitch and calling us crew names, thank us for our hard work. It really is appreciated in the end.

G

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Music Appreciation


…..most people dont do appreciate music for what it really is. Most correlate music with fashion and beauty. For years I have said that I dont like groups like New Homos on the Block, Nstink, The Backdoor Boys…etc…why? No im not jealous of them because they attract women. In fact the reason I dislike these groups is because what they stand for. Below I will explain why i feel this way.

1. They dont play instruments. Music cannot be created without instruments. sure you can sing lyrics but no matter how you say them they are still just that…lyrics…words. Music brings out the sound. The guitar makes the melody. The drums and bass keep the beat. All-together it becomes music. A group that sings songs and doesn’t play instruments is not a band. They are a group. Having someone else play the instruments doesn’t make them musicians.

2. They dont write their own lyrics. simply said! They don’t. Record companies pay songwriters to write hit songs for these people. Ever wonder why you see some old geezers at the awards shows getting an award when you dont know who the fuck they are? Yup those are the guys/gals that wrote the songs that your so-called beloved groups sing.

3. Longevity! Bands that write music have a much longer lifespan in my opinion. some wither and die quickly but those that survive can keep going. Boy groups dont last. Wanna know why? They are record company creations made to last a set number of years to make them money. in the process they turn a bunch of skinny males into celebrities. Look at bands like Lynyrd Skynyrd, Rush, The Who, Pink Floyd….etc…Even though some of those bands have had line-up changes they have with-stood the test of time. They have lasted decades. sure Pink Floyd has retired because of the death of a founding member and because they decided to call it a day but that was their own choice. They didnt lose popularity. There are millions of Floyd fans. Rush has been around for around 40 years now. 40! Thats longevity! Thats staying together for the sake of making music and loving it. Not making money to make some execs richer. Which brings me to my next point…..

4. Milking the fans. Women are easily attracted. The record labels made Nstink, The Backdoor Boys…etc….They knew that if they could get some hit songs together and get some fruity ass skinny guys together that women would wet their panties over they would make millions. So hence the birth of the boy groups all over again. Come one women face it. Admit it. If those groups members were fat, overweight men you would not care to listen to the music. What I mean by milking the fans though is this….They make all this merch, merchandise for those of you that dont understand roadie lingo lol and you people buy it. Im a fan of many bands…rock bands but im not going to go out and buy a poster of a bunch of guys and hang it on my wall. Im not going to go buy a notebook with a bunch of dudes on the cover and flaunt it. Women on the other hand do this. They buy EVERYTHING with those guys faces on it. T-shirts, panties, notebooks, cups, coffee mugs, mouse pads, pencils, pens…etc..you get the picture! Sure its marketing but it gets out of hand and guess who pays for it all? Thats right you people! If you have teeniebopper little girls then you know this. How many of you now are buying Jonas Fags and Justin Beiber merch for your little daughters now? Im sure ALL Of you. These people have NO talent and are record company concoctions designed to make them money because of a face that is marketable and women will go crazy over. If the sold concert tickets for $1000 G.A. i bet women would still pay for them. Hell they buy shoes, purses and all that jazz are use them so little!!! lol

5. Fashion and Beauty There is alot rolled up in this one. People seem to be attracted to artists based on how they act and what they wear. Women include beauty into that equation. If Nsync was a bunch of fat guys do you think the women and little girls would like their music? NOPE! Thats a fact! If i lined up 100 women and asked them that question 99 would say NO and 1 would probably say they didnt care. People seem to be into looks and fashion so much these days. Hating on people because they wear cheaper clothes. Hating on a rock band because maybe they are full of tattoos on their bodies or because they wear jeans with holes all up in them. Put Jay-Z in holey jeans and full of tattoos and i bet the women would still like him. See, women base their musical tastes on looks. Not all but many. Sadly though even the rocker girls will do this. Many will say how hot Corey Taylor is or how hot Justin Beiber is or how hot Jay-Z is. Why does it matter what the fuck they look like? I think Britney Spears and Xtina are beautiful women in their own ways. Maybe they dress weird or have a lil more to love in some areas but so what? So yes I think they are beautiful women but that doesn’t mean I like their music. I couldn’t care less for their work honestly. Maybe a few songs here and there but thats it. I dont relate myself to liking a band or group or singer based on one song or how they look. Sadly, thats what people do today. Music is about MUSIC! Not about the looks. That is why I appreciate Slipknot so much. Their statement with the masks says it all. People look at them and say how disgusting they look and that they would never listen to their music. I had one girl say she hated Corey Taylor and thought he was ugly. Then she went on to say how much she loved the song Bother and I told her that Bother was sung by Slipknot’s singer….Corey Taylor. She was like “shut up your lying….” Look it up! Then she started to eat her words. That same girl now actually likes Slipknot now. Why? Because she took the time to look past LOOKS and appreciate the music.

I have always had strong feelings about this subject. Most dont agree with me. Thats fine. Many people can openly hear what I am saying and accept that what I am saying is not 100% true because not everyone does this but that there is a percentage of music fans out there that really do base their tastes on how the artist looks. That is really sad. Its sort of like the kids that say “such and such is a sellout because they wrote a slow song…” That is about the most absurd fucking thing I have ever heard. Slipknot is a heavy ass band. They made a statement on the Kimmel Show that a band that looks the way they do can write something so powerful and have a huge effect on people. When Paul Gray, the bassist of Slipknot died the band really died. Paul being a founding member and all. For years I heard Slipknot fans grow up as the band progressed. They really began to appreciate music more. So when Snuff came out it was not openly accepted by many at first. Many fans called them sellouts because they wrote a slow song and because they dont appreciate music the way others do. that song is now a staple to the name of Slipknot. Snuff has become what Surfacing has been. A trademark song. Now that Paul has died many listen to Snuff as a way to cope with his death. I do all the time. I play that song when I get the chance on guitar. I listen to it. It makes me think of the good times.

I think if people can learn to appreciate music for what it is and not what the record companies want you to believe it is then you will understand what i am saying more. ALL of this article is coming from a guy that listens to all types of music. Classical, instrumental, flamenco, spanish, rock, metal, alternative, old school rap, country…etc…..Men appreciate music much more than women because we love the music we love because of the music itself. We dont care how Seal, Jay-Z, Slash, Manson, etc looks. We just like their music. Women always want to think of how hot or ugly and artist is and they base their love of that artist on looks. Thats sad. But as i said earlier, not all do this but a large majority do….Those are the people that never will understand the concept of appreciating music…….

thanks…