Do You Know Your Family History?

Recently, my aunt asked me to get on This site has been around for a long time but I finally got into doing this and well….Its interesting and fun to get everyone down in one area. Ive worked on two different trees. One for my mom’s side of the family and another for my father’s. I’m still working on much of it but my aunt decided to pay for it with her credit card so screw it….ill do it! lol…..I started with the 14-Day Free Trial and I think it upgrades to $77 for 6 months after the trial. This gives you access to records like birth, death, marriage and such. Not bad to learn a bit about yourself and family.

Im not trying to promote the site but really trying to say that if you don’t know your family history or just want to sort of electronically document it, this is a nifty way to do so. Since I dont have kids…..well my cats are my kids you know! LOL….There is Heathcliff, Bucky, Garfield, Mia Von Meowz, Schmuck and Kitty. Heathcliff and Schmuck are brothers both born in March of 2011. Both fat large dog scaring cats. Yes they scare dogs! lol.

Anyways, most of the work is done. I have added pictures for about 75% of the families but I still need to get birth years and deaths down to make it more elaborate. Either way its been kinda fun learning about the people I never knew. My grandparents parents and such….Even discovering people that are related but yet we dont really know. —-Insert Witty Things That Make You Go HMMMMMMM–line here lol…

So thats about it with this. Ive spent about 8 hours over the course of 3 days or so working on this total. Not too much but once you get rolling inputting everything is easy. You can work on your Family Trees from your PC, laptop and even Android device. I have Ancestry Android App on my tablet. Below I will include a sample screenshot of what it looks like. The sample is of JFK’s tree. Ill keep my info private for the safety and privacy of my nuts deer hunting thinking everyone should be able to shoot a gun at bambi family! lol

Slipknot, Slayer & Anthrax Tour This Summer in USA; The Maggot Bible

thats right…..all of you psycho fans that thought Slipknot didnt like you anymore or that called them fucking poser mother fuckers because they didnt tour for you…..well, minus me on the crew Slipknot is touring again this summer 2012 on the Rockstar Energy Mayhem 2012 Tour. Lots of bands. Personally for me after 10+ years of touring with bands, im glad I made a change because touring with wild metal bands for months on end wasn’t for me anymore. Hey we all get older and change our minds on life decisions.

So anyways yes, Slipknot is touring again and NO Paul has not been replaced but yes there will be a bassist playing his parts. If your a big fan then you know about all of this already from the Euro dates. The tour begins June 30 in CA and ends August 5th at Comcast Center in Hartford. I could actually sit here and just list all the bands on this tour but really if your that interested in it….i’d rather you just head on over to the tour homepage at:

You will get all the info you need on tour dates, bands, venue info, purchasing tickets and more. Tickets for this big fiasco of a tour go ON SALE APRIL 6.

If many of you are just becoming aware of this tour with Slipknot I would suggest signing up for Slipknot’s Outside the Nine Fan Club where you can get info before it is released to the public. I really no longer have any info on Slipknot, sorry! I might try to make it out to a show to say “what the fuck is up bros!” Who knows. Depends on my schedule by then.

Also if you dont know, Shawn, Clown, is working on a project called The Maggot Bible. This project consists of pics, entries and such all from you fans. This has been an ongoing project since last summer. Many have submitted to Shawn so if you would like to possibly see yourself or your submission in this book send your stuff off. He will send you a release form for the permission to use your info if your work is selected. This is the ONLY address for correspondence. Anything else is bullfucking shit. This IS Shawn’s Official PO BOX for you work. If you are interested in submitting anything from stories, photos, tattoos or anything Slipknot related please hit Shawn up by sending him your submissions to:

The Maggot Bible
C/O M Shawn Crahan
P.O. Box 94
Johnston, Iowa 50131

Ok thats about it. Hope you psycho maggots get your tickets. If your not a Slipknot fan well you still can go see Slayer and Anthrax. This tour cannot be missed. You have half of the Big Four on this tour! Sorry no Metallica and Megadeth on this ride. So anyways, thats about it on this subject. My next post will be about Random Favorites. Yes my random favorites on shit I like. Figured I would do something different. I mean Katy Perry doesn’t have us on the road anymore =( …..ooooooh well ok I have one other tidbit I might post before the favs one.

Stay tuned…….

Here’s a random photo to end this post! =)

In Memory......

Katy Perry: California Dreams Tour Comes to an End

125 shows and she kissed a fan each show lol. its done. Her welcoming to Asia was amazing. The fans….nuts. The worst part…the fucking flights to and from!

Katy sold out almost every show for an almost perfect tour attendance. Those that were lucky enough to wear outfits to the show and saw her sis got passes and then there are those that bought VIP. Personally I hate when VIP is sold because people tend to think that gives them full All Access….it doesn’t! Katy had a security breach on the last show which held up the start but nothing major. If you think the Mall of America is big… haven’t been to the Mall of Asia yet! Holy fucking cowpatties! The place is huge and has awesome views. The hotel views were pretty badass. I laughed that there was a club called LAX and Shakey’s Pizza. Wow can you say wanting to put LA in Asia?!? lol

Anyways, im out! Im jetlagged. 28.5 hours in the air….yeah it gets to ya!


Goofing Off

Maps lol

Time and Day Differences Suck….

Almost 7am in Manila. California Dreams Tour is final. Security breaches last night, 25,000+ in attendance and all at a fucking huge ass Mall complex. Oh and Shakeys pizza yesterday.

So its Monday about to get a Venti Iced Green Tea with Lemonade from Starbucks and later off to enjoy a wonderful 28 hour flight back home.  U really want this life? Better think twice lol. Ok no texts, calls or anything for next few days.


Greetings from Jakarta Indonesia

Just a quick hi. In Jakarta today. Katy Perry takes the stage soon. I’ve successfully had a decent lunch that didn’t contain dog or cat. WINNING lol just kidding.

I’m jetlagged and tired. After here we jet off to Manila. Sorry for any delays on responses on fb or texts.

Ill post more when I can. For now I NEED STARBUCKS and thankfully we got some…..


What Been Up w/ Me Lately…..

….im sure some of you have been wondering. Well im not fucking dead. IM alive and well. Ive taken sort of a break from social media lately. No apparent reasons. Well a few but thats personal and really nothing alarming. Just time I needed away from the keyboard. I mean we all need time away from the internetz!

If anyone has texted me and I have not returned your texts its prolly because I didnt get them or because I was out of the service area. It was a Merry New Year for me. I wont go into all the details of that. Basically I chilled out and relaxed. Nothing more to really say.

Right now for Americans Football, Europeans call it SOCCER is taking over the screens. Personally I dont give a shit about NFL football. Ive been watching quite a bit of NBA and NHL. Keeping up with the LA Lakers and Clippers and of course my LA Kings. In fact tonight the Lakers play the Clippers at Staples with the Lakers being the away team. Should be a great game. Clippers got Blake Griffin and Chris Paul. Kobe has been getting 40+ points in 3 games recently. So this game should be awesome.

2012 brings more cool opportunities. For instance, Katy Perry….Not to mention plenty of AFF jumps. So im sitting here fucking hungry as fuck. Had a bowl of chili earlier but fuck im still hungry. ehhh ill eat during the day. BBQin it up. Oh yeah….. i did get a new cat. Her name is Mia Von Meow. SOrry that name was just catchy and i had to use it! lol. I should start a new paragraph but fuck it lol…So for Xmas I made out like a bandit as a friend of mine said lol. Here are my gifts listed below:

1. $300 cash
2. Archos 101 Android Tablet
3. Jeans
4. Cologne
5. Shitload of Starbucks Gift Cards…..WINNING!!!
6. Beer & MOONSHINE!!!

* Im sure i forgot some stuff lol but i cant remember everything

Bonus: I bought myself a PRS Alex Lifeson Guitar. (older model)
(I play Gibson Les Paul Alex Lifeson & PRS Lifeson Models now)

I also bought myself a skydiving helmet and altimeter. No suit yet. lol. ooooh and a membership to the USPA and Parachutist magazine. Anyways, thats really about it. Nothing exciting eh? I could go on and on about how much I hate the Houston Texans football team but I wont go there because im sure no one gives a frogs fat ass about my hatred for them. XBIZ awards just went by the other day. Larry Flynt got the Industry Icon Award. Well deserving. ADULTCON is going on in Vegas this weekend and next weekend is the AVN Awards.

Ok well thats about it. Gonna get back to my fav movie Baby Boy. THey about fuck up Snoop Dogg lol.

Ill be back with more soon.