Charlie Sheen Rips Chuck Lorre A New One….

In the words of the High Priest Vatican Assassin himself……

Good Luck Chuck

MY fans may tune in for a minute, but at the end of the day, no one
cares about your feeble show without me. Shame on you. Not even a
phone call to the man that put you on the map. The man that put 500
million dollars in your pockets. You were on your way out of Warner
Bros. with a buy out and a cup of cold coffee in your shaky and
clammy hands. And then I walked into your office. And you created a
show BASED ON MY AWESOME LIFE. I busted my ass for 8 years to
support your vision. Your dream. In turn, it is my nightmare. You sad
silly fool. A-hole pussy loser. Put on the gloves you low rent, nut-less
sociopath; I’ll beat your chicken shit soul in a court room into a state of
gratitude. A state of surrender. Something you left at the door every
time you blundered into the pathetic AA loser lounge. Newsflash; they
are planning on voting you off the AA island. Even those clowns have
no room for you anymore. Wow, I’m sure your children are SO
PROUD of you. You can teach’em how to be a stupid bitch.

A narcissist. A coward. A loser. A spineless rat.

I’m out here with my fans every night. The message is crystal clear;


And that’s exactly what it will be for you and your desperate vanity
cards, every Monday night, a no-show. The ratings right now are not a
fluke. It’s a big fat mess. A 2.0 demo? That sucks. Almost as bad as
you. You’ve been warned. Reap the whirl-wind you cockroach, reap it.

— Charlie Sheen

New Layout

Not sure if I will like this new layout but I am going to apply it and see whats up. If I dont I certainly will post an update to this post rather than make a new one and will then switch back to the layout I have been using since the inception of this blog. Holding strong it is! Been at this for quite some time and its still holding up. Awesome.

I guess either way I like the layout or not I will post an update on the bottom portion of this blog to let you know. I might not change it back to the old layout so soon even if I dont like the layout. Im sitting here checking out royal wedding coverage. ROYAL ENGAGEMENT T-SHIRTS. GET YOUR ROYAL ENGAGEMENT T-SHIRTS! lol sorry thats a line from one of my favorite movies, Coming to America….

Peace out for now….


I think im diggin this new layout as its a nice change from the one I used for the last two years. I just realized that my blog is nearly 2 years and 1 month old! So a happy belated birthday to my blog. Please still let me know what you think by commenting on this post and/or take the poll on the top right hand corner of the main page of my blog. Your feedback is essential. So PLEASE, comment and/or vote.

Again, thanx


The Grylls Takes the Stage with Charlie Sheen on Violent Torpedos of Truth Tour (Pics/Video)

Sooooo it was an interesting night with Charlie Sheen at his Houston show on the Violent Torpedos of Truth Tour. The Verizon Wireless Theatre was filled to capacity. No free tix from Charlie on this show. It was a sell out. Of course this post will end with some pics from the show and of course the awesome shot I took while onstage with Charlie during the Q & A session.

So without going into every detail, it was a great energetic show. Charlie came out and walked the entire floor. Of course met him at this point for a quick high five. Then he took the stage and talked some funny shit about life, his travels and experiences on past shows and how fucking hot it was in Houston. Not to mention he had on 3 shirts. He took the stage in a Houston Astros jersey and gave it to a female fan as he normally does every show. Then he had on a University of Houston t-shirt on and gave it to a U of H baseball player that has leukemia. His last shirt on was his DUH WINNING black shirt. He then introduced a veteran of the Iraqi war. A young guy with whom he praised and thanked for his dedication and service to our country.

So he did more jokes and on stage with him of course is Rob Patterson on guitar. Playing some fills and funny shit. Then comedian Jeff Ross came out and roasted Charlie with all kinds of crazy shit from Charlie himself to his goddess Bree Olsen lol. Then came the time where myself and a few others took the stage and got to ask Charlie a question. I joked with Jeff as he asked me a few questions in front of the packed house and then gave me the open mic to ask Charlie a question center stage. Jeff had told me to ask him something funny about women since i couldnt come up with anything so I asked Charlie what to do about bitchy nagging women. He said some crazy stuff and then shook my hand and had a short hug. I thanked him for letting me be onstage and then I got to say a quick whats up to Chuck Zito. If you dont know who he is well lets just say he played a mafia guy….lol

Much more happened but that was really about it. Jeff before the show had given me a wrist band to get onstage. Before the show i was interviewed by two TV local stations and the snippets aired on TV news. Of course I didnt get to see it but everyone else i know did. Afterwards people at the show outside were coming up to me and this older lady that Charlie ending up kissing and was shaking my hand and yelling YOUR WINNING MAN to me and I even took quite a few fan pics LOL wow my 15 minutes of fame eh? LOL

So all in all a cool night…no BOOing…..Lots of yelling and cheering on and of course I yelled out FUCK DETROIT and Charlie pointed at me and said….yeah…lets just all say it at once lol So below are some of the pics from the show and some taken of the empty venue before the masses filled the arena. No pics with Charlie as I didnt pay for Meet and Greet passes but why? I met Charlie, was onstage with him and shook his hand and talked to him in front of thousands. What could be better than that? A few people told me they have video footage of my meeting with him but will have to see how that comes out and if I get it. LOL. Got a lammie but because of the fact that people might try to copy it and gain access, I cant post it on here

So anyways, here are the pics….Enjoy trolls

P.S. my hockey team, The LA Kings lost so i no longer have facial hair. its gone and i look clean again…. lol

From Stage Area Looking to Empty Venue

Charlie Sheen Checking Out Stage Before Show

Charlie Invited Some Babes Onstage LOL

Onstage w/ Charlie Moments Before I Talked to Him. Full House!

Charlie Sheen Wristband to Get Onstage

Here is a video snippet someone took as I first walked onstage…..Cant miss me in jeans, black shirt and black ball cap

Hockey Beard Game 6 @ Staples Center

So everyone counted out my Los Angeles Kings in Game 5. It was pretty much a given that people thought the Sharks would finish off the series in San Jose but the Kings held up and with an awesome performance by my favorite goalie Jonathan Quick who had a record saving goals in franchise and NHL history in a playoff game. Quick lived up to his name for sure Saturday night. So Monday night we take it to Game 6 back at Staples Center in Los Angeles. Its not over til we lose and if we play offense and defense like we did Saturday and Quick covers the puck as he did rather than letting the puck go to the defensive men. I say Game 6 even if the Kings lose will be one to watch.

So anyways I promised a pic of the facial hair growth for the hockey playoffs. Well, here it is…..Me in all my caveman entirety LOL

The Grylls

Yo Sup Folks….

…im in Houston right now and im ready for the Charlie Sheen Show Tuesday! Got my ticket and VIP. So lets get this next few days moving right meow so I can tell Charlie about the incident in Detroit…..yeah if I havent told you yet….well lets just say….its interesting!

In other news….well my hockey beard is growing out! Well not really but its like 2 days old! lol My facial hair in spring/summer grows pretty damn fast and if the LA Kings lose Saturday night…well I might as well cut it! I mean im not going to be growing out my beard as badass as former Kings player and Fox Sports West announcer Jim Fox has! lol

Soooo thats it for now. Ill post a hockey beard pic Saturday which it is right now but ill post it later today. ill probably get WordPress app on my phone and post from there.

ok so peace out and here is a pic of what Jim Fox’s beard looks like right now lol Patrick O’Neal asked Jim Thursday night on Kings Live after the game what makes the beard. He said the color the Silver Fox LOL..

Jim Fox of FSW


Ive blogged in the past on my craptastic adventures with unlocking and jailbreaking friends apple iphones and ipods but i never really have taken much consideration on blogging about the Android OS. Android is my OS of choice and I have quite a few interesting things to post about it. Of course I wont do all of that right now but I might start blogging a bit about this as well. Many know that I use the HTC HD2 which to me is about the best phone ive ever owned. This thing can run just about any OS including Linux and Windows 7!!! All I am running though is WinMo 6.5 and Android Gingerbread.

I rooted my phone and decided to go with the CyanogenMod7 builds. Popularly known now as the AmeriCanAndroid build.

One of my favorite spots to visit is A great site devoted to hacking all different models of cell phones. Anyone interested in a rooted build of Android for their HD2 or your Android device please check out the following links:

The builds I use are ran from the Micro SD Card as WinMo is the main OS so backing up and installing new builds of Android is fairly easy. Of course if anyone decides to go to these links and try it for yourself I suggest backing up your phone data before doing so and formatting your Micro SD Card.

NAND versions of Android are also available where you don’t need to use the card. I have not decided to take the step in flashing Android to my phone just yet. I keep WinMo just in case!

For my WinMo build I use the custom build

Anyways, if anyone has questions about running Android on your HTC HD2 I suggest checking the above links as your questions and easily be answered there.

O K i am going to bed now. My bunk is calling my name and I need a lil sleep!!


Houston We Have A Problem….

the famous phrase used to depict a problem in NASA’s space program. I was so busy today I didnt have time to hear the news or watch it so when I had some free time I read that Houston was passed up to receive a NASA Space Shuttle. This in many ways angers me. Being from Houston Texas I believe that the people of Houston deserved to have one of these pieces of American history. Johnson Space Center located in Houston is where all of the shuttle missions have been commanded. They lauched in Florida but everything was ran in Houston. Well I should say still is since there is one flight left.

I think the City of Houston was passed up for many reasons. One being the construction. Houston has a never-ending array of construction on roads. This has been going on for years. I was in high school when some of these projects began and yet today as a 35 year old man these projects are still ongoing. Makes it hard for travelers to go to the city and enjoy the day. Also, Houston is not considered a tourist attraction city. Considering the State of Texas and Houston being the largest city in the state, one would expect it to have numerous attractions. Sadly, Houston does not. Once the home of Astroworld, an amusement park with rides and such. Now that area is vacant. Supposedly sold to be made into more condominiums and apartments catering to the rich doctors and such that work in the medical district of the city. Houston has a large stadium called Reliant. This of course is by far no tourist attraction. Although many events take place there and the shitty Houston Texans football team, if you can call them one, plays there there is nothing special about this venue. The only real attractions Houston has to offer is The musuems. Again, nothing fancy and yet parking for the museum and the adjacent zoo is quite difficult and far too few spots to park.

Most people that are not from Houston won’t really have much to say on this issue but the people of Houston in part and the employees of NASA at JSC are disappointed that no Orbiter will make its final home in the most humid city in America! Well, i think it is! HA HA! Many argue about Los Angeles getting one and then New York. Well, I really can’t say much for New York but Los Angeles does have ties to the shuttle. In fact, NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory is based in the Los Angeles area. Engineers that design and work on the functions of shuttle components and such work there. So its not really too much of a shock that California would be a home to Endeavour.

We look at the east coast of the United States and we see that three Orbiters will make their home there. One in New York, another in the Smithsonian and…….at Kennedy Space Center. This is where I have mixed thoughts as well. First, I understand that the Space Shuttle launched from Kennedy. The Assembly Building is also there where the Shuttle was put together and prepared for space flight. Everything from the SRBs to the External Tank. Since beginning of space exploration with the Shuttle Kennedy has been then primary and only location for the Shuttle. Houston taking control of flight functions and Telemetry. Sorry if I am confusing you with these terms but I have studied the Space Shuttle in-depth and know quite a bit about its basic functions. Kennedy would be a shoe in to get an Orbiter as many would say but if you think about it, it seems a bit selfish that Kennedy Space Center would keep a Shuttle there rather than in the location where it all begins. Houston is where astronauts train. Those entering the training program leaving their homes across the country and the world to go to Houston to train and learn the functions of zero gravity and space flight. I enjoy watching the NASA channel. Its so informative. So when I heard the news that Houston was passed up for a Shuttle it really pissed me off. Many say that it would be a fitting memorial to those that died in the Challenger explosion and the disintegration of Columbia but Houston does have a place called Challenger Park which is a memorial to those astronauts that lost their lives. Still though, many would argue that that is not enough. I can agree and disagree with this.

Many will have mixed emotions on this. As I sit here in my bus and watch the news I hear people speaking about the Shuttles as if they don’t really give a damn. Others that say their cities should not have received an Orbiter. Ive read the news from ABC 13 in Houston on their website and I can see why the people of Houston are upset. The history of the Space Program is Houston. Houston is Space City. Just look at Houston. Besides the soccer and football teams, professional sports teams in Houston are named after space affiliations. The Houston Astros, Houston Rockets, Houston Aeros….etc! In fact the Eighth Wonder of the World which now sits vacant but was once the iconic median for Houston is also named similarly. The Houston Astrodome was the home of the Houston Astros and former Houston Oilers (now the Tennessee Titans). It also was the home of the yearly Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo. One of the largest rodeo events in the world! So with that said, it is quite easily seen why many residents of Houston are upset over this issue. The sad truth to this all is that the decision is final. Even the most bickering and petitioning of this will not bring a Shuttle to the City of Houston but one thing the people of Houston can take pride in is that Houston is where the Space Program operated. Without Command Center Houston there would not have been a Space Program to begin with. That is something that NO ONE even the United States Government and all the shitty politics can take away from Houstonians. Houston, yes there may be a problem but just remember, the talented individuals that command our space exploration and flights train in Houston and many even live there now. That’s something to be proud of no matter how you look at it because honestly, your Houston Texans will NOT be a super bowl team and nor will the Astros be winning a World Series title anytime soon!!

So rather than bitch and be upset about the Space Shuttle, do something positive and support the Houston Aeros Hockey Team in the AHL Playoffs!!! Kick some ass guys and beat the Indiana Rivermen!!!

I want to leave you with one of my favorite pictures. Photo Courtesy of NASA

Whats the Deal….

Well first off let me apologize to those that actually come here to read my blogs. I have been a bit busy lately and traveling of course. Before that spending time with a great friend…..she knows who she is! =) …. Ive really just been enjoying life the best I can. In fact im sitting here in my hotel room in Raleigh NC enroute to Greensboro tomorrow. Just sitting here typing this up to post. Ive been spending time with a good friend. Shopping, having lunch…You know stuff like that. I tend to be a great shopper and pick the good shit for her….lol not to say I could do that for anyone else. I mean I would have to know what all a woman liked pretty fucking well in order to do this for anyone else. Anyways, ive also been keeping up with my favorite hockey team. That being the Los Angeles Kings. Just watched the game tonight on my laptop using NHL Gamecenter and shit wouldnt you know we fucking lost. Then again it was against Vancouver Canucks. We had a good game going then in the 3rd the Kings just quit on offense. No offense on SOGs and nothing but 3 on 1 with SOG opportunities. Oh well. We got a playoff spot secured for the most part. Our next or shall I say last 5 games are all divisional match-ups.

So yeah with that said, I really dont have much to talk about really. We all know that gas prices are high. I mean it is almost summer. We are already in Spring…Well for those of you that are reading this and are in North America! lol. I was watching the news the other day while sitting in my hotel room in Fort Lauderdale and they said that in America we pay on average $3.58 for gas while in Libya they are paying only 73 cents! How’s that for a ripoff eh? BUT….you have to expect it in America at this time of the year. I dont really care too much for American politics but I can say I really dont think American involvement or any other country for that matter is going to make a difference in what happens in Libya with Moammar Kadafi or however the fuck you spell his name. So anyone out there KISS fans? If you look at Kadafi doesn’t he somewhat look like Gene Simmons with those sunglasses on and grungy ass beard? I think so LOL.

So I was up late a few weeks ago and heard about the earthquake in Japan. Wow I stayed up late to watch the footage. Fucking horrible and saddening to see the images of the disaster. Although its not really related to the earthquake I did see something on Twitter that really pissed me off. You know I know Americans love their tech gadgets. New phones, TVs, tablets…etc. So many new things coming out to play with and yet we are confronted with these assholes that call themselves Apple fans who are pissed off because production of the iPad and now iPhone 5 have been halted because of the earthquake. Seriously folks, over 20,000 people are dead and many others homeless and left with nothing and all you can bitch about is how you dont have an $900 iPad in your hands? Why dont you fucking shut the fuck up and just wait. Its not the end of the world. Besides those complaining probably already have igadgets in their possession to play with anyways so just deal with it and when they can ship the shit out they will. It really is a shame that people are so caught up in the bullshit of owning an Apple product that they say fuck the Japanese people and fuck Japan. Thats pretty fucked up. If you dont like it then dont say shit about it. Just ignore it. Yeah I speak my mind about Apple shit and I should take my own advice and I normally dont talk shit about it but in this case after reading that people are pissed off because of this delay I felt I just had to say something. Android has not yet released official Gingerbread 2.3 for all phones yet but you dont see me bitching to Google about it.

So thats really about it. Sorry if you folks were made to read my Apple rants but seriously thats just fucked up on those fanboys/girls part. I fell as though Ive been slacking lately. No pictures or blogs. Wow! I did manage though to take a few pics at the beach in Fort Lauderdale though. Ill post it below for your viewing pleasure. So anyways, I guess I will shut up for now and get myself to bed. Oh there is one more thing about me that I forgot to mention. I have been eating much healthier lately. Cutting out sodas from my daily life. If i do drink one its usually a diet dr pepper or a pepsi max, Mostly though I been drinking water and green tea. Also eating lots of chicken, veggies and fruits. Well, I had a 8 oz steak earlier. It was practically MOOOOing still but I do like my steak pink in the middle lol. So yep thats the lowdown on me. Nothing exciting eh? Sorry folks.

More to come soon. I need sleep…oh and a shower! Hope you all enjoy your weekend and for those on the other side of the international date line…..your already enjoying the weekend! So have a great beer, cigar, cigarette, or whatever Proost!!!

Hej da!

The Beach