Hmmmmm

30 09 2009

what is the purpose of the Warning comment and why was my last blog deleted?

ok well i come on here to find out that my blog post was deleted for informing people of myself getting hospitalized. to the guy that deleted my stuff. first off, if you are referring to my cousin posting a blog for me, that was done IN my presence IN my hospital room with WHOM is my legal responsibility. Legally I am the kids father. Second, I asked him to post for me as I am laying in a hospital bed and its not quite easy to type with stuff all attached to me.

really if anyone has any issues with anything that is posted by myself or anyone else i suggest asking the owner of the blog before deleting someone elses data. if you got issues with me bring them on to me. if you want to delete me for being MYSELF then so be it. i have toured with Sk and many other bands. not really hurting my feelings.

before you go off on personal vendettas you better get your shit straight because it IS not breaking any policy by having someone POST something for me IN my presence. Now had he done this without my knowledge thats another story.

In addition to what I cannot post because some users cannot read my blogs as they are not paid members, If they are mad because I post my personal website on my blogs then they are full of shit. Obviously a ploy to just get more people to sign up and pay. Honestly, no one should have to pay to read what is on someone’s mind. Maybe pay for band tidbits exclusive to others but not for a blog and pictures. As I said, makes no one any better than anyone else. I work for the Knot. So what. If they want to delete me shit let them. They are not alienating me from anything. People who send me this stuff who are NOT displayed as employees or moderators of a website have no right to telll me what to do. If someone is that worried about a TOS or whatever then they obviously have too much time on their hands. Personally, what other people do with their personal pages or whatever are of no concern to me. I will go and comment and check it out but thats it. Post a pic i dont want to see I just wont look at it. Post a blog I dont care for and i wont read it.

Do as you wish but it doesnt make you any better than me. i will continue to tour with the bands either way.

peace





The Lowdown Sept 29th 2009

29 09 2009

originally posted to slipknot1 blog

www.gillgrylls.com if you cant read…..

i was hurt while playing football with family the other day. had a fucking huge ass concussion. Not to mention the summer heat dehydrated me like a mo fo. So sorry my cousin posted such crazy shit! lol….

I am ok. Just bad headache and shit. Been re-hydrating.

Wanted to apologize to the contest winners for the delay in your stuff. Im sending them out. So much crap going on I just had been so tied down. So please bare with me!

more to come in the next few days. sorry for the short and boring post!!





The Key of Q

23 09 2009

It never fails as a touring guitar tech to be asked “what tuning does such and such tune their guitars to?” Its a question every guitar tech from Scary Larry to myself has been asked…..I never knew what to say besides, “about 3 or 4 different ones man.” Then Larry told me, “just tell them they tune to Q.” LOL…So now when people ask me about what tuning the guitars are at I always tell them, “they tune to Q man.” Meant as a joke and sometimes a way to get some annoying people away from me. Not all are annoying. So dont think im saying you people are annoying. Just some are persistent and ask a million questions as if im there to do a magazine interview for them! LOL

So if you ask this question and you hear “the key of Q man,” then its prolly best to laugh at it and leave it alone. Annoying a tech is not a wise decision!! So thats about it. Just a funny lil tidbit I figured I would throw in. I know Denis will probably get a good laugh at this!! LOL….I always do!!





Sunday Night Rants……

21 09 2009

if you havent already noticed by my last two blogs….I HATE how the networks are turning vampire shit into some preppy ass marketing shit for their ratings. These people hate goth…they think the goth kids are weird yet here they are watching this True Blood show like its in their veins or something. I hate the show and these movies they came out with. They are shit. They should follow some real goth peeps around and film that. of course ppl wont like it then because its the real deal not some stupid ass show.

So anyways, im watching the football game and the fucking refs did NOT call facemask against the Giants. They gave the Giants a fucking touchdown that was NOT a touchdown….and they gave them yards after yards with stupid ass wrong calls. Sort of reminds me of the game between the Houston Rockets and the San Antonio Spurs back in the 90s where Hakeen Olajuwon got the ball off in time for a game winning 3-pointer BUT the refs said NO HE DIDNT GET THE BALL OFF IN TIME. HELL FUCKNG YES HE DID! Even the newscasters and NBA people said he did and the Rockets won that game but NOOOOOO it was given to the Spurs because they have a fucking hardon for that David Robinson mother fucker. Just like now how they have a fucking hard on for Tim Duncan and Tony Parker. With whom I might add is a fucking poser ass fucker. Tony’s wife Eva is a fucking whore. Disgrace to the hispanic culture for marrying that fucktard.

Next, shoppers…..men and women both….why do you talk on the phone in public? Can you answer me that? I dont like talking about things in public with people around me i dont know. I leave the room to answer a call even around people i know. I just do NOT like disclosing the contents of my conversations with others for all to hear. So im at the store and this woman from the moment she walked in the store until she left she was on her cell phone. Laughing very loudly and talking so loud that people were staring. She was talking about going on vacation then she talked about her date with some guy and how he stuck it to her real well. For those that dont know what I mean…she was talking about how well the guy fucked her!!! Uhhhhh not public conversation material there! She was talking about how big the dudes dick was and sucking it and there was this 10 year old girl in the store with her mother….I mean come the fuck on lady! For this reason, is why i text people rather than talk in public on my cell phone. Its rude and disrespectful to others that dont care to hear what you are talking about. Sit in your fucking car and talk all you want. When you leave your vehicle put your fucking phone away and leave it put. Answer the phone for short calls not entire one hour convos about your sex life and how you want that dude to fuck you in the ass next time. See, I dont hear guys talking about sex on the phone but I do hear many of them brag about things.

so next comes wannabee motorcycle riders. why do you own a harley davidson motorcycle and wear shorts and flip-flops? real bikers dont do this….you just dont do this….if you want to wear shorts and flip-flops buy a honda or suzuki. Get a crotch rocket. Geezus people, wear the proper attire! At least put on some jeans, chaps, helmet or headwrap, sunglasses…etc…at least look like you belong on the fucking bike! I own BMW cycles. I wear BMW gloves and a riding suit or sometimes just jeans with boots with my helmet and sunglasses. I look the part. I am a rider. I dont own a BMW motorcycle and wear harley davidson shirts and a helmet with a harley logo. Thats just dumb. I saw a guy yesterday with a Honda Shadow. Nice bike! He was wearing Honda gear too. Gloves, suit, helmet….He said to me, “i saw this guy on a honda bike the other day wearing all harley gear.” i was like WTF!? At least wear gear for the type of cycle you have. Thats like putting stickers on your car for namebrand parts you DONT have. Like why put a Vtec sticker if your car isnt Vtec? I once saw a guy put a BMW logo on his Mitsubishi Galant! Seriously!!! Come the fuck on man….a BMW logo on a Mitsubishi…..I guess some people have lost their minds!

So with this blog…my point is…some people just shouldnt do things that dont coincide with another. Mack Donalds doesnt use Burger King cups…..You dont put Honda logos on a Ford vehicle…..so come on people. Use that lil bit of common sense you got left and do the right thing!!!! Geez!!!!!!





Do You….

21 09 2009

like death?
listen to heavy metal?
listen to black metal?
love violence and blood/gore?
enjoy being bitten to the point of bleeding?
like wearing black?
wear pentagrams?
worship satan?
invoke demons?
kill animals for fun?

yeah im sure most of you True Blood watchers dont do any of these things. BUT im sure some of you will say “hey i do two of those things” well two doesnt cut it. Goth people are exactly as i described above. They dont like rap music….they dont think god is cool…..they dont wear WWJD bands…goth is dark….death……evil….etc…..you church lovin folks are not goth…..so stop thinking because you watch True Blood you are evil….

better yet, just go buy another coach purse or something….shit….





The Vampire Craze….

21 09 2009

what is with it? seriously, i am seeing people that hate anything goth and praising these shows as if they are something special. Its quite funny seeing and hearing preppy people talk about vampire movies and shows as if they really know about the darkside of goth. They dont know shit! If they went to a Slipknot show or any show for that matter they would easily be noticed and fucked with. I have seen Slipknot fans and fans of other bands literally start shit with preppy ass people that think they are “down” with the whole idea of being goth. Thats like Abercrombie and Fitch clothes wearing kids going to a marilyn manson concert. You dont do it!

I dont understand why these people are so into these shows. First they came out with those vampire movies about a year ago or so now its this True Blood shit. WTF. Whats next? A show about brotha vampires?!? I mean come on seriously! They take one lil thing and make a huge fad out of it. Reality TV was born because of this shit. They do one thing on TV and next thing you know everyone is doing it. I know people that have always been goth. They dress goth. They are goth heart and soul. Then you have these people that are posers that think they are goth because they watch a fucking movie or tv show. They are clueless to being goth. I can say this……goth girls would totally fuck with these punk bitches. Its mostly the women. I dont hear many men talking about these movies and shows like the women do. True Blood….True Blood…thats all I fucking hear now. Obviously women watch it because they like the fucking skinny ass vampire guys. True Blood is SHIT. The Lost Boys…now there is a fucking classic movie about vampires….Fuck yeah man. Keifer Sutherland was fucking awesome in that movie. True Blood is just a fucking estrogen party for women. I hear women having “viewing parties” for this stupid ass show. Why? Oh yeah that must be really interesting to see. A bunch of preppy ass bitches watching a show about goth shit when they are not even goth and dont know anything about being so.

I would so love to see all the goth girls out there just fucking beat the shit out of these ppl! You wanna get bit on the neck bitches….im sure those of us SiC fucks can accomodate you and if you think its gross then stop fucking watching the god damn show because i know plenty of women that love being bitten and find it sexy and fun. You other wannabees just think you like the idea of it but if a guy bit you you probably would get all pissy.

The networks are shit for even making these stupid ass shows for you poser wannabees. You should all stick with your Bachelor shows and Survivor shit. Its fake too but its more up your alley because many of you people never will understand the underground and goth….so leave it to those that enjoy it and go watch your preppy lil shows and listen to your rap…..





A Quick Eddie Murphy Joke

18 09 2009

a rabbit and a bear are taking a shit in the woods. the bear leaned over and asked the rabbit a question. the bear asked the rabbit “do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?” the rabbit said, “no i dont.” So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit……..LOL….

sorry just a quick Eddie Murphy joke that was stuck in my head. Plus im watching his comedy shows right now!





The Scoop…Nothing New Trust Me……

18 09 2009

I greatly apologize for my absence lately. It has been busy for me. True I have been sitting around but I do get busy. Between dealing with personal issues, the band, motorcycle……it never ends. There was an incident that happened with drugs that I wont really get into but its not band related and the outcome was good. Suspicion came about that someone I know was doing cocaine. Eventually found out that was NOT the case. Not to preach to anyone but really dont do drugs! Weed, cocaine, heroin….etc…..just my two cents!

So anyway, since that was cleared up I also been dealing with MMA classes, flying lessons, my business (yes I have a computer business in TX), helping some friends with moving….its just been chaos. Hence why I have retired the days lately with a cigar. Let me tell you something about cigars….So I tried the Macanudo cigars. Great Dominican Republic cigar I might add. Bought a few sticks at $8.00 a piece. The first one was great! Smoked smoothly. The second I smoked Wednesday and let me tell you, that fucker had me feeling sick. I dont know why. I was uncontrollably sweating!!! I mean I was sweating up a storm. I literally had puddles of sweat coming off me on the ground. I went to take a shower and that cooled me off. Of course cigars can make you loose vitamin B6 i think it is and also raises blood pressure or speeds it up so I think that really raised my metabolism to make me sweat as if I was in the fucking Sahara Desert! LOL…So anyways, after the shower i was cooled off and wow did it feel better. Not that anyone wants to know but literally it felt like peeling my clothes off to shower because i was drenched in sweat. My next cigar tonight was also the same, a Macanudo. This one was smooth and didnt make me feel bad at all. Maybe I got a bad stick out of the bunch. Or maybe it was something I ate. Who knows!!

So many of you know I have a Blackberry. Blackberry 8520 to be exact. I hate the iPhone and I wont buy into that over-priced touch screen contraption sold by Steve Jobs! Now dont get me wrong i LOVE Mac laptops. I just dont like the iPhone. Mostly because I am a fingerprint freak. I hate fingerprints on my phone. Especially lil pieces of lint that get on my screen. It annoys me so no touch screen crap for me. My Blackberry does everything I want it to do and more and I love the keypad. I am a BB user for as long as they keep making quality phones. So to get to the point of this portion of this blog…..Twitterberry has been my main app for Twitter. Yes, find me at gillgrylls on Twitter. So anyways, everytime I try to post a pic to Twitpic from Twitterberry it keeps fucking up. Same when trying to post to Yfrog. So fuck it. Everyone told me to try Ubertwitter or something like that. So yeah I guess I will. I dont want an iPhone. I mean whats next? The “when to take a shit” App……geezus! Oh wait I got it….”The CumShot Counter” App….geez!!!

I really wish I had more interesting things to say to you Maggots but I really dont. Things have had me tied down and busy and I just have not had much time to enjoy anything. That is going to change this weekend. Going to take the 760Li for a cruise. Where? I have no fucking clue! LOL…Maybe someone north…..I really want to go somewhere different. My cousin cant come with me. He works all weekend. SOOOOO…….im going solo. Anyone wanna come along? LOL……Thats it for now. I will post another blog Friday or Saturday night!!!!

Until then, have a fucking fantastic weekend Maggots!!!

G

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MTV is the Worst Network Available; Kanye is a Prick

14 09 2009

**originally posted to outside the nine blog**

Before you even read this post think about this statement I am making…

the MTV network is shit. I think its funny they have a VMA awards show when they NEVER even show videos. Honestly, i never really understood the point of music videos anymore because unless they are coming out on the bands DVD release they are never …seen. Obviously if its rap you will prolly see it on MTV but rock/metal…as if….better put on Fuse for that or whatever else is around. I dont pay attention anymore…Gill

There once was a time when I was a pre-teen and a lil fartknocker where I could watch MTV and name EVERY video I saw. Seriously! Whether it was Ozzy or Ah-ha or Thompson Twins, Big Country, U2….etc….I could name the bands and videos. There was not really much else on there. It was about listening and watching our favorite videos. Then they broadened their programming with some shows and themed shows like the famous Headbangers Ball with Ricki Rachman or however you spell his name. I always watched that.

Then along came rap and MTV went from a rock network to a rap/hip-hop network. Dont they already have one called BET?!? Now I like some rap but 99% of it I HATE. MTV has become shit. Now it is just about rappers and stupid bull-shit programming. Like Real World Season 23029384723 is any bit real. So where are the fat girls or the fat guys? Never see any. Just lik reality tv on the networks. I guess they feel we fatties cant attract men or women. That is total bullshit. Now MTV is just full of shit. NONE of their programming is worth watching. The only time I ever tuned into the network was when I went to see The Osbournes and thats it. I know Jack. Text him. Worked on Ozzy’s tours before. Great family and great show but besides that everything else is fucked.

MTV was once in charge of the Super Bowl half-time shows. They fucked that when they had their lil PLANNED nip slip in Houston. Since then they have planned their own half-time shows with much more reputable artists. I could name many artists that should be half-time performers….Lynyrd Skynyrd, RUSH, George Strait, Taylor Swift, Garth Brooks, Metallica, Nickelback…etc…Sorry Slipknot doesnt fit the image the Super Bowl portrays so get over that maggots. There are just some places they shouldnt play and Super Bowl is one of them. So dont get pissy with me because I didnt mention the Knot. Would be interesting but NEVER would happen.

Besides MTV there is also VH1. That network is a little bit better but they seem to show more classic shit. There is that Fuse crap but honestly I dont dig that network either. James surely the fuck doesn’t. That bitch Juliya or whatever her name is that hosted her metal show……she is whacked man. Fucking questioning James during a Stone Sour interview off camera about shit. IF the man doesn’t want to talk about something then he fucking wont bitch! To me she was a stuck up hoe. Some of you may like her….i cant stand her.

SOOOOOO, i hear that during the MTV awards of some sort that Kanye West another stuupid rapper took Taylor Swifts spotlight away by saying that Beyonce’s video was better. First, Taylor deserves way better than a fucking MTV award. The girl can sing and an MTV award is hardly an honor as fucked up as their network is. Kanye is a dick for taking her moment away because maybe she really felt great accepting that award. everyone is different. Slipknot would careless about an MTV award but Taylor may have really wanted it. That prick took that moment from her by saying Beyonce is better. I like Beyonce. She is from my neighborhood in Sugar Land TX. My ex-gf and her used to be in dance classes together. I have to say Beyonce has class to ask Taylor to come up and finish her speech after kanye fucked it all up.

I dont know how it all fared out because I didnt watch this MTV crap. heard about it on my facebook page. i was watching Shooter on DVD because Mark Wahlberg rules in that movie. lol…so anyways, in my opinion MTV is shit. maybe in other countries they are better organized but in America MTV is ALL about rap. They eat, sleep, breath, shit…RAP! I guess thats why when we goto Europe and Japan we get the more wild fans because they are all metalheads. In America you get wannabe rappers with names like Lil this and Lil that….come the fuck on man…. I dont like rap as a music but I do have respect for many of the artists because they do know how to sell records and they find other business besides music alone to make a living. In actuality rappers are smart business people. I just prefer to not listen to most of their music.

so with that said….I DESPISE mtv.





What’s My Issue…

13 09 2009

Im sure many that read this wonder what my deal is with women. Well, yes I do bitch quite a bit about women. For reasons that I just have seen far too often. I am single and have been since 2002. First I was always depressed about being single. Sometimes it hits but most of the time now I am enjoying being single and able to do as I wish with no one holding me back. Im back on the road with the bands full-time. Slipknot tour I wont be though because of personal matters but the European run was fucking sweet.

Anyways, to get back to the subject of this post. I just really have curious thoughts about women today. Everyone says I go for the wrong women. Ok, im not out trying to date supermodel skinny women here. I cant attract those. Im a fat fuck remember. My last girlfriend is not skinny. She has meat on her! lol. I love her the way she is. Of course that didnt work out but thats ok. I have learned to deal with it and although I may not be 100% over her I will always be protective of her and if some guy tries to use her or beat her I will royally fuck him up. We are still great friends to this day. I enjoy it. People say you cant be friends with a woman but our relationship is living proof.

So anyway, with that said i am not dating skinny women. So how am i going for the wrong women? No matter who i date they all want the same thing. Man with money, nice car, nice home and muscular. Women are probably saying thats bullshit. Think about it. You are at home sitting there with your husband. He is not muscular but yet you love him right? Then when you go out you see some buff dude and you get that sudden wetness down in your crotch and you dont know why. Yes you do know why. because you just saw a man that makes you want him more than your husband. Yeah men do it too but I have never given ANY woman a second glance. When I am with a woman in a relationship thats it. Its her and no one else. Why fuck up a relationship for anything else? I have been out with my ex and seen women that WANT you to notice them and i could care less. Obviously many of them dress the way they do to get attention. I had more fun with my ex-gf being naughty and wanting to “play” than trying to impress some floozy.

Women like to use the power of the pussy to get what they want. I wont fall for that. Sorry. If i am married to a woman or seriously dating someone then yes I would have no issue buying her things as long as she appreciated them and not just flaunted things to make others jealous which I have found many women like to do. the power of the pussy is used all the time. I remember a Dr Phil show where this woman told him that she would not fuck her husband unless he bought her things. Not cheap things but expensive things like jewelry. So you can see where I have my insecurities about women. that doesnt make me unhappy, just makes me more aware of what is at stake.

When you work hard for living and for everything you have you dont want it to all disappear because of some woman that just wants to marry a man for his money. Ive said before, asking a woman to sign a pre-nup is just asking for trouble. If you ask a woman to sign one then it shows insecurity. It makes the woman feel as if though you dont 100% trust her. Can any man 100% trust a woman and vise versa? Seriously, lets theoretically say I dated Britney Spears. What do you think people would say. “oh that guy is just after her money because he is a nobody and has no money himself.” thats right. Thats what you would hear. Now if you take Britney Spears and hook her up with lets say Justin Timberlake. Ok both Britney and Justin have millions. Both are making millions still. So its not really about the money persay but about status. Many celebrity marriages are for show. Keeps them in the spotlight. Like Brad Pitt and that weird wife of his. She is really the man in that marriage! lol…Im surprised she hasn’t told him to sit and shit at certain times yet! lol…

So yeah, my issues with women are about money and love. I just cant say I could really trust someone. I know that if I was to meet someone I would not want them to know where I live or what I do for a living until I felt the time was right. Telling a woman you have money and a good job is like inviting them in forever. I would want to see what happens without all that being known. Kinda like Eddie Murphy did on Coming to America. I think keeping that part of someones life a secret is not a bad thing. It just helps that person truely understand if someone is really in love with them or just in it for the money.

There have been women that have told me they are interested in me. Partially my own fault for leading them on. I take responsibility for that and am sorry. Right now, I just dont want to be married. Yeah I would like to have a child but not one from a one night stand or beacuse the woman wanted me to get her preggers so she could rob me blind. I would want one because the woman I am with loves me and i feel the same about her. I have strong feelings about raising someone elses kids now. I dont have a problem with women having kids. Hell most teenagers by 15 have kids. My issue is some women that want a man to be the father and have her kids call that man father. I never would expect any womans kids that are not biologically mine to call me father or dad or pops. They could call me Gill or whatever. Now if it was my own child then yes I would want him to call me father or dad. I just feel that at this point in my life I am not ready to be a father figure to someone else’s children. The only woman i would be able to do that with is my ex-gf. Her kids became a part of my life. Even if I dont see them all the time. For now though, I would help a woman raise her kids but discipline and calling me dad i wouldnt be comfy with as they wouldnt in calling me something I am not. They have a father already even if he is not active in their lives.

So now that I have cleared that up thats just who I am. Sorry. I always felt I was too old to be a father. I know now I am not. Hell Neil Peart and his wife Carrie just had a baby and Neil is much older than I. So its not too late. I just want to be sure the woman I consider to have kids with really cares and loves me and not just wants money and status or whatever. As a man i am happy with buying regular clothes. I dont buy $500 jeans and $300 shirts. I dont carry a $200 wallet. in fact I carry a Nautica wallet. Thats it. No fancy LV or Coach wallet. So I really wish that some women would learn that these items may be nice to have but dont let them become items of status to show others you are better than them. Being proud of having a purse like that is like owning one and being proud that you saved the money or earned it and bought it. You care for it and treasure it. Women that flaunt them buy a new one it seems every month or so.

So I have BMW motorcycles. That doesnt make me any better than anyone else. In the motorcycle world what I have is shit. Most bikers would say I have a crotch rocket instead of a bike worth traveling on. Most bikers want the usual status quo….a Harley Davidson. yes they are nice but in my opinion overpriced in many ways. You can find a chopper nicely built for much cheaper in many cases. My bikes hold a considerable amount of gas. its great for long distance travel especially with the hard bags but as said, to the bikers of the world i have a speed machine over a true treasure. I see it otherwise. I dont flaunt the bike. I dont park it where people see it and say WOW that mexican has a BMW motorcycle he must be rich….No, a BMW motorcycle can be purchased for half the cost of a Harley brand new! You can buy two new BMW R series bikes for the cost of one Harley depending on the model.

So…..i got off subject. I always do but I just like to write. Its just sad though that many women value their expensive items in a way that makes others jealous. I on the other hand just enjoy my motorcycle to ride. Not to make some guy jealous because that wont happen. the trips are worth more than the bike! Lifetime experiences. I know women that buy purses from a walmart and they are happy with them. They hate it though when women that carry the expensive ones brag about theirs and say things like “that girl has a walmart purse ugh!” Thats why I say i guess the status of what kind of purse you carry must really mean alot to women.